Syrian Sex

When a girl is alone with you in a room ready to have intercourse and the only person you end up fucking is yourself because you're Syrian.

Swedish Girl <laying in bed>: Can I spend the night here tonight
Syrian: No, I'm playing Gears of War and you're distracting me... Seriously.

or

While trying to seduce a Russian girl you're really attracted to who is drunk.
Syrian: "Drinking is bad... Let's discuss religion and saving sex for marriage"

Man this chick kept trying to ride buddy's nuts but all they ended up having was Syrian sex. I wish he grew a pair and hit that shit already.

Syrian Sex by Someone with balls January 11, 2011

Syrian mudboat

When a woman takes a shit upside down and the shit lines the crack of her ass. And you fuck her using her shit as lube and then you paint each other's faces like deadpool with the shit

Bro I totally gave that slut a Syrian mudboat.

Syrian mudboat by dave brasky October 9, 2016

Syrian Charm 

Stereotypically Incredibly beautiful women who are able to charm anyone , Putting them instantly under their spell. They have the most attractive eyes which are used as a form of seduction

She used her Syrian Charm to have that guy wrapped around her finger.

Syrian Charm by BeautyOfSyrians May 3, 2016

Syrian ASSaud gas attack 

while having sex, you roll your sock into a ball, place it against your butt hole, and fill it with your Sarin gas, then stuff the sock in her mouth.

Last night she got the Syrian Assaud gas attack and loved it

Syrian ASSaud gas attack by Violent14 May 27, 2018

Syrian Cycle 

A continuous cycle that consists of three steps. Beginning with smoking a 3 bowls to the face, followed by taking a Xanax bar (preferably a green zombie bar), and then finally by taking a 2 lortabs. This cycle is continuous and should not commence until subject has passed out.

"Paul got so fucked up yesterday that he didn't remember he drove home". "Well no shit he was on his third round of the Syrian Cycle".

Syrian Cycle by Frank Liam June 28, 2013

Syrian Surprise 

When a middle eastern person passes gas while either idling or walking near another middle eastern person.

Syrian 1:*sitting in hooka bar relaxing *
Syrian 2:*walks by passing gas whilst keeping eye contact *
Syrian 1: Oh my Allah! Who shit themselves?

Syrian 2:*Watches victim as he is unaware he's been a victim of a syrian suprise*

Syrian Surprise is a Silent but Deadly fart shot towards another Syrian man.

Syrian Surprise by Pug_Pal May 27, 2018

Syrian Gas Mask 

Syrian Gas Mask is the sex act where the male covers his partners mouth with his testicles and farts directly into his partner’s nose.

Rick: Dude I ate some really spicy tacos.
Mark: You should definitely give your girl a Syrian Gas Mask tonight

Syrian Gas Mask by YOUR NEW BAÊ August 14, 2019