Riddle head

A condition felt by students at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University in which they hate their fucking lives after only being on campus for three to four weeks.

Hey man how's Embry-Riddle going?

Aw I have serious Riddle head, I think I'm gonna jump off New Res 3.

Riddle head by berry bUttler September 22, 2021

Riddle Chick 

A "Riddle Chick" is defined as any ugly, snobby, bitchy girl attending Embry Riddle that believes she is the most beautiful and desirable woman in the universe due to Riddle Vision.

In the real world, no one would look twice at a Riddle Chick, but at Embry Riddle, she may even become homecoming queen.

Typically, these girls are found with pot bellies shoved into tiny sorority shirts hanging around the frat guys...and usually pass themselves around at least once.

The most undesirable woman (The Riddle Chick) walks past a group of guys. Suddenly, all of the guys drop what they are doing, and run over to meet her.

First, she flirts with all of them. Then, she gets a few phone numbers. Later, she starts dating one. The next week, she dumps him and dates his friend. The next week, it's a new guy...and so on. She breaks hearts and moves on.

Riddle Chick by Nik M. November 11, 2006

Riddle Shot Scale 

As you might seen Riddle Vision, the riddle shot scale was developed by three guys from Embry Riddle Prescott campus. The normal rating of girls is on the 1 to 10 scale with 10 being the hottest. Now the shot scale is how many shots you must take in order for a girl to be hot. 0 shots being the hottest girl because you dont need to be impaired to hook up with her.

Dude it would take me 4 shots on the riddle shot scale to hook up with that girl.

That girl would take 10 on the riddle shot scale.

Riddle Shot Scale by flyboyz777 July 12, 2010

Riddle Flush 

When engineering students at Embry-Riddle don't actually learn the material; they just retain it long enough to pass the exams and get the grade, then proceed to purge it from their brain. Thus they go into the field with a degree, but actually know nothing.

"Bro, help me with this whack-ass integration." "What, is that Calc 2? I used the Riddle Flush and forgot that shit after freshman year, homie."

Riddle Flush by Y'allneedtolearntobuildSHIT February 11, 2019

Riddle Vision 

A disease that runs rampant at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University. The main symptom is thinking that bland or ugly girls are "hot." Whilst males of different backgrounds, races, and personalities may suffer from the disease, it is most common in the typical dorky, ROTC, aviation obsessed, preppy, WASP students that attend ERAU.

Damn, that chunky, greasy girl is looking hot as fuck. Wait a second. I must have.... *GASP* RIDDLE VISION!

Riddle Vision by ERAU Nigga January 16, 2008

Riddle Rick

A genetic condition whereby Asian men's penises are smaller than those of men from other regions of the world. This is inclusive of all the Asian nations. The term is an Asian phonetic translation of "little dick". When the poor bastard is not circumcised the term used is "Riddle Rick Riding Hood".

Riddle Rick is closely associated with the phrase "In Japan men come first and women come second. Or sometimes not at all!". Often times women cannot achieve orgasm because of the lack of stimulation from the shriveled up member.

Ding Dong Ho: "Ahhh me sucky sucky five dollar."

Dung Quack Doe: "You mussa use a straw I suffa from riddle rick."

Ding Dong Ho: "I give you discount becau' me feel bad fo you."

Riddle Rick by BigFatSlackjaw August 20, 2010

Riddle-Lock

Phenomena in which a male student attending Embry Riddle Aeronautical University (Either Daytona or Prescott campus) feels the need to be excessively possessive of his girlfriend. This is due to the utter lack of any other female presence on the Riddle campus, thus causing said male to feel overly protective of the one female that he has found.

“Yo you gonna let Johana go out with Laura tonight?”
“Hell no, I got that bitch on RIDDLE-LOCK. I’m not losing my chick!”

Riddle-Lock by K&R INC August 31, 2010