Karting on Rainbow Road

When you're using a dildo and it is rainbow.

Friend 1: Yo man, what are you up to right now?
Friend 2: Hey dude, just Karting on Rainbow Road, you know how it is!

Karting on Rainbow Road by afeverishguy January 2, 2025

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who decides to live their lives on the road

who decides to live their lives on the road by anonymous April 28, 2022

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keep moving on that stony road

Continue forward despite the challenges up ahead.

For us, what has always been at stake is whether we could "keep moving on that stony road", closer to the ideals of our Founders—whether we really could be a country where we are all equal, not only endowed by our Creator with—but in fact living with—the rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

keep moving on that stony road by ASHLEY_A0413 December 11, 2020

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put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit

Chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and ejaculate around. Putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.

That blind date was such a psycho. All he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. There was piss and blood everywhere!

put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit by Patick O'Neil January 22, 2006