Gum on my leg 

Pulling one's testicle out of shorts, boxers or underwear and stretching the sack and holding the stretched sack with thumb to the inner thigh and then stating to someone in close visual distance that you've got gum stuck to your leg.

"Hey honey (or friend/girlfriend), I have gum on my leg!"
Frank stood there with his left testicle streched down to his knee showing it cleverly and proudly to his wife.

Gum on my leg by Longoshlongo November 12, 2007

pissing on my leg 

Contraction of 'Are you taking the piss?' and 'Are you pulling my leg?'.

1. A phrase of inquiry when trying to determine if:
a) something is not entirely factual;
b) something has been exaggerated;
c) sarcasm was present in a statement; or
d) you have been teased or mocked.

2. An exclamation of disbelief.

Are you pissing on my leg?

Don't you dare piss on my leg, you've pissed on my leg before.

pissing on my leg by youngupstart September 4, 2010

Oh My Leg 

The funny Happy Wheels reference

*literally anything happens*
Wheelchair Man: OH MY LEG

Oh My Leg by AdhesiveMadMan February 24, 2023

Stomp on my leg 

a sarcastic comment to say "fine, I'll do it"

"you should buy that shirt, man "FINE, stomp on my leg, I'll do it"

Stomp on my leg by moneybags1800 September 9, 2021

A tear just ran down my leg 

Another way for saying “that made me horny” or “I’m wet now”

“A tear just ran down my leg”

“Huh?”

“Oh.. Taylor’s vigilante shit performance was just.. HOT”

A tear just ran down my leg by Lyhfml June 30, 2023

walk my leg off 

walk a very long distance

I need to walk my leg off to meet my sister who lives in the boonducks.

walk my leg off by lgmal:mvpag October 30, 2013

pissing down my leg 

chewing someone out; severe reprimand; the act of verbally punishing someone for a misdeed.

Because I did not finish the project on time, my boss spent half of the morning pissing down my leg.

pissing down my leg by YONEIGHBOR November 12, 2009