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Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts 

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman
Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”

Morgan Freeman 

The Voice of Heaven that glides across the wind smoother than molasses, that causes women's panties to drop
Morgan Freeman is not just God of mankind but also God of Sound with a voice of smooth molasses
Morgan Freeman by Cold-Solid December 7, 2016

The Morgan Freeman effect 

The Morgan Freeman effect occurs when a God-like actor such as Morgan Freeman appears in an otherwise awful movie and makes it awesome just because he is in it.
The Morgan Freeman effect applies to actor such as Morgan Freeman, Ian Mckellan and Tom Hanks.

Morgan Freeman 

God; my nigga; a sex toy for your ears; Chuck Norris for people above 12 years old
What's the difference between God and Morgan Freeman?
-Absolutely nothing
Morgan Freeman by JaMarko October 7, 2011

morgan freeman 

More commonly known as a frenum piercing. A piercing through the skin on the underside of the penis.
John: Dude, I just got a Morgan Freeman!
Brett: WTF? You bought an old black dude?
John: No, retard, I got my frenum pierced.
Brett: ...
John: My wang!
Brett: Dude, your sick.
morgan freeman by fancofu November 29, 2006

morgan freeman 

The act of spray farting or projectile farting on another person's face at subsonic speeds. The eyes can be open or closed during delivery.
Damn kid, you gave that bitch a nasty morgan freeman! Snap, her eyes were open too!
morgan freeman by DirtyDLS October 13, 2006