Turd Mongler 

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds

Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!

Turd Mongler by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

doodoo mongler

A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-rightous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"

Guy 1: Bro, Einsight is a doodoo mongler
Guy 2: naw brother, here we call him a doodoo mongoloidous

doodoo mongler by Brother Darkest March 13, 2019

Cock Mongler

A girl who destroys the cock. She invites you in, as if to offer you seductive oral sex, then attacks the penis with an unfathomable amount of force.

After said mongling is done the CM returns to her cave down the hatchet and stays up all hours of the night practicing her evil tongue swaths on helpless bananas. After she wakes up, hungry for more cock, she spends the daylight hours searching for her next prey.

The cycle then repeats again.

Me: Lindsey, you're roommate, Marissa, is such a cock mongler!
Lindsey: I know. The smell of twisted cock is all over my room. That's why I'm staying over at Taeler's house.

Cock Mongler by LadyGayGay September 17, 2010

Terd Mongler 

One that steals terds and or eats them

My dogs, eat their terds in the yard, therefore, I call them Terd Monglers!

Terd Mongler by Ruffcat March 8, 2004

queef mongler 

When Kathy Nguyen queefs on pedestrians or random people unexpectedly.

Oh wtf! Quit being a queef mongler, you're not Kathy!

I was at school and Julie came up to me and did a total Queef Mongler move on me!

queef mongler by TrueDATsir May 25, 2009

crotch mongler 

a person who constanly grabs peoples crotches, especially when they least expect it

Jack: hey jerry whats up?
Jerry: get the fuck off my crotch you crotch mongler

crotch mongler by Joe Fuji June 17, 2007

cock mongler

A cock mongler is someone who can not get enough of cock. When sucking it they will slap it on their face and rub it on every other part of their body within range of the cock.

I dont think head will ever be the same. I met the girl of my dreams a true cock mongler.

cock mongler by yofaceyo October 16, 2006