laney 

laney
euphemism for crap, useless, rubbish.

perhaps based on Brendan Laney, too laney to play for the All Blacks so became a Scottish rugby player.

Feck that was film was laney.
Stan Collymore was a good dogger but a laney footballer.
Source: Ben "Muppet" Cohen, Dublin

laney by Ben "Muppet" Cohen September 24, 2008

Laney 

A fucking snitch

Don’t be a laney

Laney by Young oliver's biggest fan May 22, 2019

Laney 

Laney is a super hot girl. She may not always believe that about herself. She is a very shy, quiet, and reserved person when you first meet her. After getting to know her she will become one of your greatest friends. She loves sports and is a very active person

Man, she sure is a Laney.

Laney by King Maxwell December 28, 2018

Laney 

Laney is usually drunk or on the ground first and around the time of 6:30pm after two Cruisers. She claims to go hard but clearly doesn't. Always hangs onto the past.

*@ 6:30pm*

Person 1 : "Have you seen laney?"
Person 2: " Yeah, shes passed out on the ground crying"
Person 1: "Shit aye"

Laney by sorry laney January 15, 2020

laney 

fat ass bitchhhhh

ew it’s laney

laney by hoehoehoe123 January 28, 2019

LANEY 

laney is one of the most beautiful girls out there she is very funny and very loving and a very caring person you are lucky if you have laney in your life bc she is the most amazing person you will ever meet.

laney is so beautiful

LANEY by colton and cameron May 7, 2019

Laney 

A white cracker that’s a slut. You can find one of these creatures in their natural habitat, a mall. They have perky boobs, are phattys, and are hot n’ dumb.

Who’s that
Laney

Laney by YCTC May 21, 2018