shit just got real 

the perfect time to pose as a team, often in a hard-boiled manner
especially prevalent when regarding fictional, 1940s-style detectives penned by Andrew Hussie.

PS, AD, PI: Pose as a team, cause shit just got real

shit just got real by the weasel king of weasels April 11, 2013

Just plain shit 

When you hear information from an unreliable source.

John: All women are hoes
Alex: That's just plain shit.

John: All prostitute's go to heaven
Alex: That's just plain shit.

Just plain shit by B.Renegade October 19, 2018

Each day is just another shit in the bucket. 

Description for a bad day or a few bad days (written by Kasey.H)

Ugh, today couldn't be worse. Its just each day is just another shit in the bucket.

Each day is just another shit in the bucket. by Jubjub11k February 17, 2022

Shit Just Got Real 

When smoking any substance, this is the moment you know you are not of sober mind any more.

On Natasha's third hit, she stopped what she was doing and announced, "Shit just got real."

Shit Just Got Real by lapetite89 February 5, 2010

Just doing shit 

When you're bored and just doing anything at this point

You need to close elden ring, you're just doing shit atp.

Just doing shit by Jayaki June 10, 2024

I'm just here to shit my pants 

An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.

YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!

ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.

I'm just here to shit my pants by ewol May 30, 2007

The kind of girl who just takes a shit 

An extremely ugly, disgusting girl who has nothing going for her, who thinks shes hot shit.

Nick: Dude I hate stephanie
Jeremy: Yea man, shes the kind of girl who just takes a shit

The kind of girl who just takes a shit by guerilla warfare December 14, 2008