Feets in the Sheets 

1. adj. Very cold or frigid.
2. n. an insult pertaining to someone's laziness

1. Brrr, its colder in here than your mom's feets in the sheets.
2. Get your feets out of the sheets before i give you a red dragon, you AIDS popsicle

Feets in the Sheets by Matt Kizzle December 21, 2004

Venmo in the sheets 

when you wait until the end of the day to calculate the venmo.

don’t venmo request me now, request me later tonight. I’m more of a venmo in the sheets typa gal.

Venmo in the sheets by Shartesaiye July 10, 2022

Farted in the bed sheets 

To severely mess things up with one's significant other. (This is a reference to a dutch oven)

Man I really farted in the bed sheets last night when I came home from work pissed off and took it out on my fiancee.

Farted in the bed sheets by Fallen_hero_06 August 14, 2008

two sheets in the bag 

An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.

Tom: How are you holing up?
Ryan: I'm two sheets in the bag.

two sheets in the bag by RPOC November 22, 2007