Immaculent

Used when an idiot tries to use a word to sound intelligent when describing a state of cleainess or level of orginization, but has only ever heard the actual word "immaculate" incorrectly, and thusly refused to do any research as to whether the word was spelled or used properly.

"Damn homie yo ride is immaculent as a mother fucker!" "Hey yo, check this little bitch out, he's readin books n shit actin all immaculent n shit!"

Immaculent by Gu1tardav3 September 30, 2018

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Immaculate Snow

When it snows, but there are no visible clouds above you!

I stood outside and feathery snowflakes fell, yet there was blue sky above me. I was told it is called "immaculate snow". Immaculate snow and rain are signs of Spring in the high-desert.

(See also "Immaculate Rain")

Scientific info available at NASA website, astrobiology.

Nobody in the grocery store parking lot seemed to care that the snow was falling from what appeared to be blue sky; likely because "Immaculate Snow" is is a usual sign of Spring in the high-desert.

Immaculate Snow by sugarrmag March 30, 2011

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Immaculate Stool

A Perfect Stool whose trajectory upon exit carries it down the plumbing and completely out of view, leaving no evidence (on T.P. or in bowl) that a stool was ever present. Acknowledged as an act of divine intervention.

So, I'm on the shitter and I go to wipe - nothing! Completely clean! Then, to my amazement, I peer into the bowl and there's nothing there. Immaculate stool! Praise the Lord! It's as though Jesus reached down from Heaven and anointed my anus with the holy spirit!

Immaculate Stool by Brett 327 April 26, 2011