Historia 

Historia, a girl that would do anything to bring her lover back from the dead, her lovers name is ymir.

"Who's that simp?"
"Thats just historia."

Historia by MisterPickle193 December 29, 2020

Orwellian Historian

Someone who erases the past to fit their vision of the present. From the George Orwell novel '1984'.

Why dwell on your sad childhood memories? Just have a orwellian historian take your unhappy pictures and home movies and have them destroyed. Then you block them out of your mind for good.

Orwellian Historian by Stephan Smolka January 12, 2009

Historical 

The word historical Means that whatever your talking about is old.for example today me and Kayla were arguing about random words that we said I said historical she said ellipsis.we are both confused humans

Example historical

Historical by By you know who🙃😂 April 6, 2019

Historia Reiss 

A character in the anime/manga Shingeki no Kyojin. She is the lesbian queen who has no tolerance for anybody's bullshit.

Male: "Hey Historia Reiss, how about a date?"
Historia: "Fuck off."

Historia Reiss by ixaa September 18, 2016

Historia 

A woman that would do anything to brin her lover back from the dead, her lovers name is called ymir anyways stan ymir 🥰

"Who's this simp?"
"Her name is historia".

Historia by MisterPickle193 December 29, 2020

historic 

A word used to describe our "historic President".

People believe President Barack Hussein Obama to be "historic" because he is the first half-white, half-black President of the U.S. This so-called "history" making gives guilty white liberals something to tout as they increase their rhetoric that anyone who opposes the "historic" president is racist. In fact, some white people, including many in mainstream media feel so guilty being white that they say they got "thrills up their leg" from seeing this happen.

A guy and his wife are in a car on a road trip:

Guy: "99,997, 99,998, 99,999!"
Wife: "100,000!"
Guy: "Gee! That was a historic moment!"
Wife: "It sure was!"

historic by default013 November 25, 2009