floridian water torture 

The act of putting a pillowcase over your head and jumping in a pool.

I'm so bored that I could Floridian water torture myself!

floridian water torture by Suprisingly April 4, 2016

floridian fail 

a extra hard fail, floridian style

Some dude was trying to buy a gun and showed his driver's license, the guy buying the gun said son, floridian fail.

floridian fail by Fat Elvis Rebel September 16, 2009

Floridian Autumn 

That Central Florida time of year where it is technically autumn (October - December) but it doesn't feel like it.
Temperatures usually range from the 70s to the 90s, with slight winds. Only the low (70) degree weather and occasional chills distinguish Floridian Autumn from Floridian Summer.

That Floridian Autumn was very mild.

Floridian Autumn by JamesVonHure December 9, 2008

Floridian Breakfast 

The typical breakfast of your average inhabitant of the state of Florida. Usually consisting of a combination marijuana/tobacco joint or cigarette and a glass of Florida Orange Juice.

Ain't nothing better than a Floridian breakfast after a hard night of partyin' doe.

Floridian Breakfast by Raschkor April 1, 2012

Floridian Tan 

When one acquires their tan in the Florida sun while wearing their bathing suit, thus having a tan in all exposed areas and shocking white skin elsewhere. Most common form is having a white ass.

My butt is so white!
Working on that Floridian tan I see

Floridian Tan by Bull Girl December 11, 2011

Floridian Boys

immature, stupid boys with no feelings or cares for others who play call of duty and text girls all day

Wow floridian boys suck.

Floridian Boys by boyhater1234 November 1, 2010

Floridian Firecracker 

The act of putting a firecracker in the girl's asshole, then fucking her in the pussy.

"I gave your sister a Floridian Firecracker the other night, our bed caught on fire!"

Floridian Firecracker by dantheman6392 May 14, 2009