As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

very, very, very, excited

"Dude, this concert is gonna kick ass"
"Yeah, I'm as excited as a slut in a forest of cocks

As excited as a slut in a forest of cocks by Kooks January 14, 2007

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shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.

Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.

shitpants excited by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010

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Book Order Excited

Level of excitement that meets or exceeds that of an elementary school student on the day of the Scholastic book order arrival. Often coupled with great anticipation.

I just bought $5000 worth of stuff through Amazon, which should arrive next monday. I am book order excited.

Book Order Excited by Wyane D. June 14, 2011