donkey punch

When you're having anal sex with a girl and you're just finishing up, you punch them in the back of the head, making her ass hole contract so that when you pull out there's no shit on your dick.

"Tim donkey punched me last night when we were having sex."

donkey punch by lysopac September 6, 2006

Donkey Punch

The donkey punch when done correctly can provide pleasure, provide comedy, and wreak havoc at the same time. First, you must be making love in the less traditional way of the booty. Next, right before the money shot comes (no pun intended), rare back and use all of your strength to punch your lover in the back of the head. This causes a tightening of the anal canal, thus making your experience all the more pleasurable. When your lover wakes up, she wont remember a thing, but you will!

"Dude, last night I donkey punched the hell out of Mark!"

Donkey Punch by napkin September 6, 2006

donkey punch

To strike a female forcefuly I the rear of her crainium at the point of climax during anal sex.
Often results in a bagel.

Jakes such a dick he donkey punched me last night then left. I woke up with such a bagel.

That asshole.

donkey punch by JiggaloG March 12, 2008

donkey punch

A punch to the back of the head or neck. The punch is delivered during anal sex. The purpose of the donkey punch is to cause the recipient's anus to clench tightly on the puncher's penis, thereby enhancing the puncher's sexual gratification. See donkey blow

"Just as I was about to bust, I gave that bitch a donkey punch. I came so hard, I almost passed out."

donkey punch by tony608 November 5, 2008

donkey punch

The lesser known and even lesser appreciated version of the Donkey Punch, wherein you perform the normal acts of a donkey punch but then proceed to grab onto a ceiling fan and swing around over her unconscious body, trying to shit in her mouth.

"Man, sex with Michelle has been getting boring lately"
"Have you tried to donkey punch?"
"Yeah, it doesn't help."
"How about the donkey swing?"
"Bitchin!!"

donkey punch by T Unit July 20, 2008

Donkey Punch

when you punch a person in the back of the head while fucking from behind (Doggy.) The punch should make the person tense-up, thereby constricting anal or vaginal passage and feeling good.

Did, you hear? Jason donkey punched Katie and said it felt amazing!

Donkey Punch by Chipnuts February 19, 2009

Donkey punch

A.)A sexual position, used commonly among gay men where one male puts himself into a doggie style formation, while the other stands opposite riding his rear.

B.)When this kid matt makes sweet love to his pet donkey.

A.)Hey bro matt donkey punched eddies mom, Sick!

B.)Bro matss at it again with the donkey punching! Sick mother mother bad sommomma bitch.

Donkey punch by Johnathan Jones October 24, 2007