colonial america 

the crap teachers make you read 100 pages about and then write an essay over the fucking summer!!!!

Colonial America: who wants to read about how america was formed????

colonial america by carllison August 22, 2008

Colonial Retreat 

a temporary condition experienced when you wait too long to take a poop and the urge seems to magically disappear. i.e. the turd retreats up into the depths of your colon

Dude on Bus: Oh man! Pull over, I have to drop a doozer!

Bus Driver: Go fuck your mother!
Dude on Bus: (sad) ok
(20 minutes later)
Dude on Bus: Woah! Where did it go? My poo has disappeared!
Lady next to dude on bus: Don't worry sugar, It sounds like you just had some colonial retreat, it'll be back
Bus Driver:(condescendingly) Oh it will be back, oh yes...it will be back...

Colonial Retreat by Fastax666 June 4, 2009

colonial high school 

broke ass school with a lot of fights and cops by the gates that treat the students like prisoners

“colonial high school is one of the worst schools in orlando”

colonial high school by philophobe March 9, 2019

Colonial eroticism 

Sexual arousal caused by any real or perceived vestige of colonialism or slavery between partners.

Blake experienced colonial eroticism while Shaniqua was giving him head.

Colonial eroticism by TommyIce January 7, 2015

colonial hills 

A small part of worthington Ohio where if you walk down the street in a hoodie you could get the cops called on you

Bob: Want to get arrested?
John: Sure, let's go to Colonial Hills!

colonial hills by Hellomynameisjohn February 16, 2017

Colonial Simpleton 

A colonial house, usually a very simple and boring one with dull features.

A simple colonial style house.

Simply put: an ugly ass house

Guy 1: your house is hideous.
Guy 2: it's a pig with lipstick!
Guy 3: its a colonial simpleton!
Homeowner: screw you guys my house is a peice of history!

Colonial Simpleton by colonialhouse February 27, 2017

colonial blowjob 

The same as a regular blowjob, but with wooden teeth.

“Martha stole my teeth the other night and gave me a rousing colonial blowjob the other night.” - George Washington

colonial blowjob by Rosie-no-4 October 29, 2017