Austen Fuller 

Austen fuller is a really hot dude😘 and he loves me and abdullah but he loves Khaled more he will Jump off a Blimp while licking Khaled’a asscheeks he is also attracted to Fortnite p0rn and watches it on a daily basis he also like cobra Kai and likes daddy Johnny Lawrence me and abdullah will cuddle him to bed😍🥰😗♥️ So we can cheer him up for getting banned ME and ABDULLAH CUMMED ON HIS PS4 AND IT BROKE and he is so dreamy and will look extremely hot with a purple mohawk he loves doing cayo Austen is the biggest hot dreamy daddy there is

Austen Fuller gave me riding lessons now my butt hurts help daddy

Austen Fuller by BabaTunde Man April 24, 2022

Austen Maneggio 

A sad soul who stays inside all day. Large muscle mass and has an unusual addiction to bagged water.

Tim: Hey did you see Austen Maneggio earlier?

Everyone: Who??

Austen Maneggio by Gareth Thomas’ inspiration May 21, 2022

Jane Austen 

A great female author who was born 1775. She has many obbsessed fans, unlike Twilight fans, these fans actually apreciate good litature. She writes a lot about family, mostly females. Some of her works include Pride and Prejudice, Mansfield Park, and Northanger Abbey.

English teachers have taken everything good out of this work and expect students to have the same missperceptions about the books as they do, thus making them despised by the mass of High Schoolers.

*Sarah sitting in the coroner innocently reading Pride and prejudice by Jane Austen*

Twilight Fan: oooo Bella read that book! It must be good!

Sarah: Well while Stephanie Meyer makes her painful novel pass as literature by mentioning this book, some people actually read it. Bella is a shallow, unrealistic fictional character while all of Austen's characters and more life like than me!

Twilight Fan: Whaaaaattttt (said with much air)

Sarah: My point you illiterate imbecile!

Jane Austen by Austinet May 19, 2009

Kate Austen 

Female lead from the popular ABC show, LOST. Played by Evangeline Lilly. A fugitive on the run for blowing up her abusive step-father. Runs away from whatever life she builds, but can't on the island. Adoptive mother of baby Aaron. Love interest of Jack Shepherd and (James) Sawyer (Ford).

She pulled a Kate Austen!

What'd she do?

Blew up her dad!

Kate Austen by Fan since the Pilot March 11, 2010

Dirty Austen 

Sneaking out of quarantine during a global pandemic to have unprotected sex in a national park.

I've been going stir crazy ever since the governor shut everything down, but it was nice sneaking into glacier park for a quick dirty Austen last weekend.

Dirty Austen by PuppyJack7 April 3, 2020

Jane Austen 

A common synonym for "cold heartless bitch" usually directed toward authors/poets. This term can be interchangeable for anyone who makes you life a living hell for a time period of two to four weeks.

Man, I'm sure glad i got rid of that Jane Austen novel, it almost made me puke.

Jane Austen by Stumpy Lumpy May 1, 2006

Jane Austen 

A female author from the late eighteenth/early nineteenth century known most for her novel Pride and Prejudice. Her novels usually cause groans from high schoolers and are very difficult to re-read because you get everything out of them the first time around. They also prove that she believed love conquered and withstood all.

Person One: Have you re-read your Jane Austen novel for that English paper yet?

Person Two: Have you re-learned your alphabet?

Person One: Touche.

Jane Austen by Mademoiselle_11 July 1, 2011