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The most sweet boy you’ll ever meet! He has the cutest laugh and will never fail to make you smile, He is very comforting and loving. He is extremely loyal. (Always be amazing to him because he deserves it!)❤️ He is a great person to have in your life and he is very understanding. He has the most beautiful dark eyes you’ll ever see and is very charming. He is easy going and has good humor
Girl: wow I wish I could be with Abraham
Boy: Abraham seems so cool!
Creator: I am the luckiest girl to have Abraham in my life 💖
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That Abraham was huge
Abraham by Bigdickclue March 7, 2019
the boy everyone has a crush on, he is very sexy and is also sexy BUT NOT RANGA !!!!!! he is pretty dumb but is very cute and sexy
rena: wow is that abraham ?
bae: oh no
abraham by nocurry November 10, 2019
anyone named abraham has a wet 3 point jumper and can cross up noobs named mekhi
abraham is such a good shooter
Abraham by AbeT204 June 15, 2018
The individual who starred on Pimp My Ride. He was in season one and did absolutely nothing. If he did anything, it was counterproductive to the building of the pimped out ride.
Dammit Abraham, we can't put a midget on the dash for good luck! Go sit down somewhere. Why are you still here? We fired you five episodes ago!

Quote from Abraham: "It's a Flintstone car" (Abraham referencing a car that had a hole in the base of the driver's side)

Why don't they lock him in the shed already?
Abraham by Ari Gaf December 31, 2005
A replacement for the commonly used insult of "Jew", it can be used freely without fear of offending a possible nearby Jewish individual.

It is most effectively used when the direct object is being especially greedy ("Jewish") with his/her belongings.
Billy: "Hey Johnny, can i bum a dollar homie?"
Johnny: "No."
Billy: "Come on Abraham it's just a dollar!"
abraham by Habeeb December 18, 2006
A creepy and mysterious man that can be seen walking around the city of Germantown, Maryland any day of the week. Known as the "Germantown Stalker" or the "Big Foot of Germantown". Constantly spotted wandering aimlessly on sidewalks, shopping centers, and the Germantown Library.
"Dude I just saw Abraham while I was at Burger King."
"Seriously? I saw him the other day at the library! That guy is creepy!"
Abraham by ChuckBeee May 24, 2010