wicked as balls 

really cool, can be in the place or replaced with shit or fuck.

to be really cool.

great.

awesome.

DUUUDDDEEE!!!! did you see that trick...it was wicked as balls!!!!

wicked as balls by LIT May 2, 2012

hot as balls

Term describing abnormally hot weather, but which can be attributed to exactly 95 degrees Fahrenheit, which is the approximate natural temperature of male testicles.

Actually, it's only 93 degrees outside, so it's just almost as hot as balls.

hot as balls by Elton John is a Sex God September 18, 2010

hot as balls

A phrase often used in Newfoundland to describe beautiful woman.

That bitch is hot as balls.

hot as balls by hitch12 September 8, 2006

scary as balls 

Exceptionally scary.

It was scary as balls when your dad walked in on your mom and I in bed.

scary as balls by David P Wright March 13, 2008

gay as balls 

Originally the term "gay as balls" had a very different meaning and was used to describe an event who's gaiety matched those of formal balls (dance).

I hear Florence's lawn party was gay as balls.

gay as balls by Ballroom Queeny January 14, 2011

Legit as BALLS 

Something so legit that it can only be compared to the male genitalia.

Your mom. Legit as BALLS

Legit as BALLS by Cojones_ June 12, 2011

Early As Balls

Waking up or around 0300.

I had to wake up early as balls to sneak out of this girls apartment before she woke up.

Early As Balls by WoogieMonster August 14, 2011