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Obsessive Poker 

{Obsessive Poker}
1:Someone who obsessivly pokes any one and everyone on Facebook..
And will not stop.
They like the feeling they get from it like they are actually touching them and get turned on by it.
I.E Facebook

Jay:"Dude, Tabatha keeps poking me on Facebook. She is freakin obsessed."

Dave:"I know she poked me too, she won't quit its annoying."

Mark:"She poked me too, looks like she is an obsessive poker. "

Jay:"Im deleting her if she doesn't quit it."
Obsessive Poker by Gail Richmond September 6, 2010

obsessivism 

the art of obsessivism
obsessivism by insert name heree February 22, 2011

odession 

A word made up by obsessives that refuse to admit they are obsessed with something or someone.
I have an odession with Tiesto's music.
odession by SitDownTyrone October 18, 2011

obsessive come-post-it disorder

When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!

Bosession 

A Bosession is an extreme obsession with American comedian and performer, Bo Burnham. Bosessing is usually caused by Bo's extreme attractiveness and charm.
"Oh my gosh, Tracy - I was totally Bosessing last night. I bought the complete season of Zach Stone is Gonna Be Famous and watched every comedy special Bo has ever made."
"Tracy, I can't blame you. I have a Bosession as well - he is such a sex god."
Bosession by TPJ1963 September 13, 2013

obsolession

A fanatical interest in outdated items and/or technology.
Truth be told, obsolession isn't necessarily always an invalid/unwise practice --- if you "keep an eye on the trends" and then wait till some item you want is no longer "current", you may be able to purchase it for pennies on the dollar, or perhaps even get it for free if a retailer or company is simply tossing all its old stock.
obsolession by QuacksO October 15, 2018