Ice Road Trucker 

The act of eating peanuts, then defecating the next day and refreezing your extracted log.
Once frozen...Shove up your enemy's anus until they bleed out!

After a weekend of watching Tony trying to get with my cat, I decided the only way to get him back was with a good old fashioned Ice Road Trucker!

Ice Road Trucker by jermarley April 28, 2010

Angry Trucker 

This situation arises when one stakes out a truck stop looking for trucker who is negotiating to obtain services from a commercial sex worker. While the trucker is distracted, one sabotages a vital component of the truck required for ignition (such as cutting the battery cable with bolt cutters). While disabling the truck, one would continue to listen to the negotiation using any one of a wide variety of available listening devices. At the moment of monetary exchange, the saboteur reveals himself by pulling around the truck in a muscle car (preferably a 1978 trans-am with T tops for ease of entry, though any Camaro or Mustang type car will work) and shows a full tooth count, thus seducing the commercial sex worker to hop into the car and accepting fees for services in about half the amount settled upon by the truck driver. This uniformly irritates the trucker. A word of caution: do not attempt this in a prius as the saboteur may end up on the wrong side of the bargain.

In other news, the rash of angry trucker incidents in Green River continues with another case reported today...The incident today involved a trucker who remains anonymous; he said his money was stolen without services rendered, and he had to spend $89 on a new battery cable...

Angry Trucker by potato gun marksman January 27, 2011

ninja trucker 

a fucktastic trucker with all the skill of a ninja, like the abilty to kill you with a single honk.

"the ninja trucker set out to destroy all of the opposing fleets crew with a mxture of ti-chi and bad songs from the south

ninja trucker by Captain Pumperloaf March 7, 2009

Mother Trucker 

This is when you are in front of your grand-parents and you don't want to use foul language.Mother Trucker stands for YOU MOTHER FUCKER.It is also a means to communicate with the mother of a trucker.

"Gerry i'm tired of your shit you mother trucker".
Grand-Parents:(^-^)"Good language".

Mother Trucker by Xxx_TrollGrammar_xxX August 4, 2017

brother trucker 

Two B double drivers passing in the middle of the night on the Biggest island in the world.
"B Double semi 2 trailers linked together, Awww sorry USA.
Australia runs the biggest road trucks in the world, not you.

Channel 27/40 uhf midnight between Brisbane/ Sydney/ Melbourne/ Adelaide/ Perth/ Darwin and all points in between.
"Hey Brother Trucker long time no see."
" Whats that European crap you driving there Dogsbody, did somebody leave the keys in it?"
"Hey it pulls the full 90 tonnes, not like that septic tank rubbish your driving I mean yanks only pull 1 trailer"
" Hows the cook and the nippers?"
"they good mate, and yours?"
"Yeah they cool"
"Your starting to breaking up like a leper on a Pogo stick, There's a Grub in the scrub near Tabbie Mobile 2, shooting north"
"Thanks mate, nothing your way till after the stinking shitty"
"Thanks Brother Trucker see you on the turn around"

brother trucker by Mean old bastard August 21, 2017

Mother Trucker 

The momma truck to the young trucker.

The young trucker fucked the Mother Trucker.

Mother Trucker by Young Jamal December 12, 2017

Trashy trucker 

Stereotype of the classic American young adult. Trashy (makeup, hairstyle, fashion style) by birth and trucker by choice. She drinks like a man, smokes « till she’s high », will use more often bro and the n-word than she will floss her grillz. The kind of guettoish bitch that can afford to pay for her own college tuition tho.

- Have you met Sarah’s friend?
- The trashy trucker who puked in her Louis Vuitton? With her eyelash hanging?

- Yep!

Trashy trucker by 19Joke October 3, 2019