white pine weevil 

a wiley little bastard that will get into your white pine stand and fuck shit up. They can grow up to 12 feet tall and 40 feet long but grow incredibly slowly and need to be left undisturbed for thousands of years to reach that height. Human death from white pine weevil is rare but has happened to a group of austrailian butt pirates who were using a white pine dildo infested with weevil.

Derek don't boof that white pine would get a white pine weevil in there.

white pine weevil by Mike Baker the bakedster August 27, 2012

anus weevil 

A little critter/beetle that burrows in the anal region of the body

Dude Brian, you're like a freggin' anus weevil when you act so incredibly douchey.

anus weevil by The LBs March 31, 2007

Bo Weevil 

An insect that makes stetson hats full of holes.

Oli's mum

Bo Weevil by 50 Pence February 26, 2004

boll weevil

A good song by The Presidents Of The United States Of America!

Boll Weevil is a good song!

boll weevil by Svexson September 15, 2003

cunt weevil 

Another term for crabs.

That nasty skank has cunt weevils.

cunt weevil by chefboyardeeznutsinyourmoufus July 30, 2004

boll weevil

The nickname of a Democratic senetor from Texas.

The Republicans are better than the Boll Weevils.

boll weevil by Pat Lapiene September 29, 2003

queef weevil 

The next step above a Chud Stuffer
An ignorant cuckold that panders to a smelly nasty cittage cheese cunt oozing Fupasloth. A Boston and southern Massachusetts slang term for a guy that hangs around a morbidly obese shiester. And how he likes her odiferous ementations coming from her genital region. .

George is in complete denial about fat Wendy's scamming the system. And selling food stamps on the back page.

George is just a Queef Weevil attracted to her cunt stench. He will follow he anywhere.

queef weevil by The Prospect June 2, 2017