Vest Bump 

Its simply the nerd version of a chest bump..
A vest bump.

Nerd 1: Hey, did you go to the star wars convention yesterday?
Nerd 2: Yeah it awesome! Vest Bump!

Vest Bump by missymayboo January 9, 2011

Vest Punk 

"Hardcore" punk kids who sew safety pins of various punk bands on a denim vest. They are usually pussies but will glare at you anyways.

Most Vest Punks listen to the Adicts and get beat up by skinheads.

Vest Punk by Alcore September 22, 2006

Vest and Tie 

The rpk librarian's style!!!!! (my favorite is the ice cream cone one!!!)

Gangsta vest and tie there, MC!!!!!

Vest and Tie by i<3NYsweatshirt January 4, 2008

Vest friend 

A person you don't necessarily know, but the person is in fact wearing an almost identical vest as you do, and therefore you feel obligated to initiate a dialog.

Vest guy 1: Hey man! Nice vest!
Vest guy 2: Hey! Nice vest man!

Two months later at Waffle House:

Vest guy 1: Hey man! I recognize that vest!
Vest guy 2: Howdy! Yeah! We're like vest friends now!

Vest friend by swaglord_mcmuffin December 6, 2021

Vest anger 

the feeling of anger and/or aggression because of the restrictions of a vest

*John is in a bad mood and throws phone while wearing a vest* Sally says “ You’re have vest anger, take off your vest and you’ll feel better.

Vest anger by Stink stink 30000 March 8, 2024

Life Vest Omega 

Nick is trying to be funny

“Nick why are you wearing the life vest omega”

Life Vest Omega by Shnutty Guy August 28, 2021

close to the vest 

keep something secret, to hold something close so no one else can see it

Though it was just a friendly game of Go-Fish, Henry kept his cards close to the vest, not letting anyone else see which cards he held.

He played the murder close to the vest so he could work out all the details before the police found out.

close to the vest by social catalyst February 11, 2006