Turtling 

Turtling is being too slow at doing things such as morning routine, or taking a shower or getting dressed or getting work done.

E.g. I've been turtling all morning, messaging people instead of showering and eating breakfast and getting out the door and being in massive action towards my goals

Turtling by Massive action June 8, 2017

Turtling 

When someone is acting really retarded and you got no other way to describe them

MAN YOU ARE TURTLING RIGHT NOW ! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

Turtling by Fundip39 February 23, 2019

Turtling 

The sexual act of missionary for bigger woman (they cannot rollover due to their weight) whereas the man ejaculates all over the stomach, face and breasts on the woman, and the woman moves around like a turtle out of the shell, similar to Super Mario Brothers.

I caught my wife Josie turtling while some dude was banging her on my couch.

Turtling by The_Real_PD_26 August 22, 2022

turtling 

The act of wrapping yourself in a blanket at the computer chair, and being too warm and cuddly to stick your hands out to reply to your IMs or chats (the blanket being your turtle shell).

Sorry I wasn't responding to your messages, I was turtling.

turtling by Maryfaery June 25, 2004

Turtling 

When you're a young teenager and trying to have sex with your girlfriend. She won't let you have real sex so you can only "turtle" the tip around. Turtling doesn't involve penetration.

She's still a virgin so we're just turtling around for now.

Turtling by slipperysnarf October 7, 2011

Turtling 

Its when a girl hidea in a guys foreskin to keep warm or to hide from angry parents

Oh no his mom is coming i better start turtling

Turtling by Furry Fortnite loli hentai February 17, 2018

Turtling 

When someone is trying to avoid a question and physically makes themself small like a turtle retreating into its shell

Stop turtling, you can't avoid the question.

Turtling by Seriousness213 September 7, 2019