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snake tonguing

When a male starts to urinate and the stream splits off into two equally flowing streams replicating a snake's split tongue.
I got up to pee after a long nap and i started snake tonguing. I immediately became irate after i realized the piss was all over the seat, which no male cares to lift. Hey, we are invincible aren't we?
snake tonguing by The see-ma-wae January 25, 2010
It's like scissoring but for fat people.
Sheila and Cindy, the lesbian couple that weigh a combined 600 pounds, quite enjoy tonging in their free time.
Tonging by cornholio37 June 7, 2016

tonguing phobia 

One cannot open one's mouth when one is being kissed by a member of the opposite sex, even when the person trying to kiss the individual has their tongue in one's mouth (so to speak).
Blondieblueyes tried to kiss Lurch this one time at band camp, and Lurch wouldn't open his mouth..no matter how hard Blondieblueyes tried. SHE EVEN PUT HER HAND ON HIS FACE!
tonguing phobia by Megan February 22, 2005

Dry tonguing 

Dry tonguing Is the act of getting ones ass wet before anal.
Andrew let's have anal! You might need to do some dry tonguing as we have no lube.
Dry tonguing by GIMP November 15, 2016

Tongueilingus 

n. (tung-ə-ling´gus)

An injury to one of the tongue muscles or connective fibers (spraining ones tongue) while performing cunnilingus too aggressively.
JB: Hey dude, something wrong with your throat or neck?

KC: No, I think it’s my tongue. I was with Sherry last night and we were having a great time and I over did it. I think I have tongueilingus.
Tongueilingus by Stealth13 June 5, 2010
When two, curvy ladies/BBWs scissor. Tongs (kitchen tool) are bigger than scissors.
"Hey, check out this video of two girls scissoring!"
"No, they're fat so that means they're tonging."
Tonging by Savdawg May 21, 2018