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If you kang against Rome, You open door to Mecca 

A 2020s zeitgeist Roman proverb to connote subaltern chimping
Person 1: Bro why do oppreshun olympians of all shades support Hamas in 2023?

Person 2: Because if you kang against Rome, you open door to Mecca

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.
Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

The door is to your left 

The polite way of saying 'gtfo.'
Person A: omgg hi gaizu wuu2????
Person B: ...the door is to your left.

Person A: I totally just bought Justin Bieber's new album. Can't wait to play it!
Person B: The door is to your left.

Person A: fake n gay
Person B: the door is to your left.
The door is to your left by Eiose November 12, 2010

Bring it to your front door 

1. Being upfront. Telling someone how you feel to their face or immediately.

2. Doing something about an issue immediately and up front.
“If you got a problem we can settle it. We bring it to your front door we don’t hide.”

bet my balls to the barn door 

Being so sure of an outcome that one would be willing to place his testicles on a barn door track and smashed if he was wrong. To be very certain of a bet.
I’ll bet my balls to the barn door that the sun will rise tomorrow morning.

doggy to the back door

When you’re fucking a girl doggy style and then it slides out of her vagina and with a seemless transition slides in her ass. This is very hard to do without any prior engagements loosening of the ass hole.
She gave consent for vaginal intercourse but when Kevin did the doggy to the back door she said she didn’t consent to anal. She told the police and Kevin ended up getting questioned.