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The Uhura Double Stuff 

In “This Ain’t Star Trek”, Spock and Kirk discover Uhura’s virus while taking her temperature both rectally and orally. Kirk and Spock utilize a common maneuver to properly apply the vaccination, which involves boldly splitting Uhura in two with some brutal double penetration.
Have you seen The Uhura Double Stuff? Kirk & Uhura sure have come a long way since their first televised interracial kiss in 1968!
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Unload the Uhaul

Taking a shit that you have been holding over the course of a cross country car ride
I was holding it in the car so long that I was relieved when I could finally unload the Uhaul.

Venti the uhh

Venti is barbie toes and he has a umm what is it called a harp?
Xiao: I found out venti the uhh🤔 is barbie toes

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the uhh by ArcherDooser/Roo October 31, 2023

The-Umm-Uhh 

A filler phrase used by pretentious twits in an attempt to increase the amount of time they can hear their own voice. Only used by the most self-important of people with feigned intelligence.
Well, according to the-umm-uhh hypothesis presented in my superior argument, the interstitial atonality of my voice is umm-uhh extremely irritating. Presently, I should um-uhh terminate my life force after realizing I'm a fucking idiot.
The-Umm-Uhh by DreamyCream December 13, 2006

bee the fck uhp 

you always talkin big shit. bee the fck uhp!
bee the fck uhp by killa.killa October 10, 2009