The Hammer

The Hammer is punishment for a broken promise or ignored communication. It consists of kicking the offender in the balls and when he falls to the ground gasping for breath you shit in his mouth.

Ask my friend Noah for some info on that. If he doesn't email you back I'll give him The Hammer

The Hammer by mule169169 July 15, 2010

The Hammer

The hammer is an insulting sequence of words, backed by fact beyond reasonable doubt, which leaves the recipient speechless and without a comeback.

The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.

1. Guy: Why are you so ugly?
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"

2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.

The Hammer by JD4thebest October 25, 2012

THE HAMMER

Also known as Jason Nelson is a God in bed. If it's orgasms you're looking for he's the one to call.

I made a call to the Hammer last night. Best sex I've ever had.

THE HAMMER by DflJones August 17, 2022

The hammer

The best spike ball player to ever walk the earth

Look at that french hammer! All hail the hammer.

The hammer by Snailzy April 14, 2023

The Hammer

A boy named Tarek

The hammer ate a lot of pussy last night!

The Hammer by Hammer 69 January 14, 2024

the hammer falls 

"The hammer falls" means "this is at an end". The "hammer" falling is that of an auctioneer at the end of an auction or a judge at the end of a trial. The phrase should be used to deliver a dramatic, emphatic finality to the issue at hand.

Usage: "The hammer falls <time (optional)> on <subject, topic, etc.>."

Example: "The hammer falls today on Weebl and Bob. Bob is superior (and Weebl is now much flatter)."

Please omit any puns in actual usage.

the hammer falls by banzaimonkey November 17, 2005

The Hammer of The Cause

A person who is fighting for, or enforcing the will of a generic sometimes non-existant cause.

The background of this word is me, Murdoc, who is the original Hammer of The Cause.

"Murdoc takes care of the common man, he is The Hammer of The Cause."

The Hammer of The Cause by Murdoc June 3, 2004