the bane of my existence

Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.

This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.

Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.

Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.

The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.

the bane of my existence by SyntacticalNightFever October 20, 2015

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire 

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. 

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. by GiveMeACreativeNamePlz September 6, 2021

But eventually the word will phase from existence

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But eventually the word will phase from existence by bunglet July 1, 2021

phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how

It is defined as being tru or fax; bruh

"phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how" yes

phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how by Kyroka June 4, 2021

for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

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for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. by LittleWhole May 26, 2021

the league of evil exes 

The league from Scott Pilgrim vs The world!

the league of evil exes

the league of evil exes by fever308 January 11, 2011