The Dairy Queen Teabag

The act of dipping ones scrotum and remaining genetalia into their own feces, like Dairy Queen dips cones into chocolate sauce. The now butt-sludge encased package enters the mouth of an unsuspecting victim and procedes with an in-and-out motion, gently scraping the teeth.

"Last night Shellie was back-talking me so I waited for her to go to sleep and straight up DQ'ed her."

The Dairy Queen Teabag by The Earl of Teabag April 9, 2005

on the daily 

means on a daily basis; every day

I smoke the ganj on the daily

Scott and Des pipe on the daily

on the daily by bri-bri November 22, 2006

The Daily Double 

When somebody decides to jack-off twice in one day.

Someone - "What'd you do yesterday?"

You - "Oh nothing, just the daily double."

The Daily Double by bnksns June 19, 2009

The Daily Show Effect

When the Daily Show goes on break a major disaster/news story happens the Friday immediately after the week's last show or early in the week off.

Dude,first the earthquake in Haiti,then the governor of Arizona,now the tsunami in Japan.The daily show effect must be at work.

The Daily Show Effect by itstotallytrue March 31, 2011

Doin’ the Daily 

Taking a dump. Your daily release of the bowels.

What’s he doing in there? Oh he’s doin’ the daily.

I was late for my meeting today cause I was doin’ the daily.

Doin’ the Daily by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2018

The Dairy Queen 

After finishing your load into a prostitute's mouth, you then flip her upside down. If she looses the load or spits it out, you get your money back.

I gave that midget the Dairy Queen and got my rocks off for free!

The Dairy Queen by Tv0 February 23, 2009

mary in the dairy

This is a guy who has an insatiable appetite for semen.

I see we have Mary in the Dairy who is blowing every cock available.

mary in the dairy by Wordlink May 25, 2018