The Chris from Arnold Effect 

When you get so sensitive that your crusty mullet raises its hairs and ejects a fece, jizz-like smell.

Damn look at that foo, he’s getting The Chris From Arnold Effect! Better get out of here before it smells like shit and cum!

The Chris from Arnold Effect by Jsjjjjjjjjj September 2, 2021

The Chris Curse 

The Chris Curse is given to people who’ve made Chris feel awfully bad. Even making him feel bad once will give you the curse.

The curse gives a bad future…nothing will work out for you. You’re relationships won’t last, you won’t succeed in your career, endless bad luck, and you’re life will just go to shit.

Typically given to friends of Chris.

You made Chris feel bad, might as well just say goodbye to your life now…you got The Chris Curse.

The Chris Curse by WriterofLife May 4, 2021

The Chris Special 

Having two cotton swabs shoved down the urethra.

Zach: Dude, you look like you're in pain. What happened?
Carter: ...I can't say.
Zach: Say it.
Carter: ...She gave me the Chris Special while I was on the phone with my therapist.
Zach: What a babe.

The Chris Special by Dave Thomas Experience July 3, 2021

the Chris breezy 

when your meditating and someone unzips your zippers unbuttons your buttons pulls down your pants and give you the super wap gawk triple handed double fisted Christmas special top while someone else mortar boats your asshole while Chris brown watches

Connor got the Chris Breezy

the Chris breezy by @jus.jonas January 7, 2021

the chris delicious club

a club of fat chicks that all share the same obsession for one and any guy.man whore,womanizer,stud muffin,hot guy,fat girls.

dude#1:"hey can i get some more of your autographs on your pictures the chris delicious club? they ran out."

dude#2:"fuck off dude i'm gonna kick your ass."

the chris delicious club by archangel_tyrana_infernal January 8, 2009

the chris barish 

Smacking little kids with your dick till there red like him.

Herbert's gave the Chris barish to a little kid

the chris barish by Joey lagrotiria September 28, 2013

The Chris Hansen Effect 

When somebody who is not law enforcement, that has no right to detain you and has no authority over you, is able to make you play by their rules just by their presence.

"Woah, I really wouldn't run from your dad if he caught me doing something illegal."
"Yeah, that's the Chris Hansen Effect."

The Chris Hansen Effect by fadedfoxy June 23, 2017