Summer Teehee

Laugh of a person named Summer that sounds exactly as the word implies, if you know a Summer you know exactly what the laugh sounds like.

Dude 1 - “Dude show that meme to Summer”
Dude 2 - *Shows meme*
Summer - “Teehee”
Dude 2 - “I got the Summer Teehee”
Dude 1 - “Nice dude”

by C'Dot October 26, 2018

Teegeeack

The official name of Earth 75 million years ago, when the sinister Lord Xenu brought trillions of his people to Teegeeack and blew them to bits, leaving their spirits to haunt the planet for all time to come. Or at least that's the story from the cult of Scientology. You can pay Scientology thousands of dollars and they will drive the spirits of Xenu's victims (called "Thetans") from your body and you will reach a higher state of being. Or at least that's what they say.

Xenu put his excess population into volcanoes on Teegeeack and then blew them up with nuclear weapons.

by pyjujiop March 28, 2009

teebed

Hacking someone's facebook or twitter and uploading their status as loving black cock.

One guy:"Why does your twitter say you like black cock?"
Other Guy:"Fuck did I just get teebed?"

by danba2010 July 17, 2011

Techem'up

When an IT professional using an array of mediums to communicate, most commonly, conference calls or emails containing technical jargon a normal or intellectually inferior employee or client won’t understand.

Don’t be fooled by imitators, techups are delivered at the highest level of IT from only the highest level of engineers.

"Dude, he's a jabroni just techem'up"

"Dude, the guys in that NOC are Busch league, just techem’up!"

"Dude, he doesn’t know shit- Tech his ass up"

"Dude, you should have heard them on the bridge, I started teching them up and their network guys went silent."

Tim asks:
"Mike, what should I tell this guy, we reloaded his router by accident"

Mike replies:
"Tim, just techem up"

Tim replies:
Techem up? How!?

Mike replies:
You know?! Just say a bunch of IT acronyms like BGP,OSPF,TCP IP,EIGRP spanning tree, STFU, I know more than you.You just been teched’up now get the fukk out of here. Oh yeah, ISIS and pim sparse mode too.

The user will announce his compliance via spoken word or by nodding his head dismally and walk away with headache. Best thing about an old fashioned techup is the aforementioned user will never ask you a question again.

Tim:
Perfect, thanks Mike!

Mike:
NP

by MJEEZYCCIE July 23, 2009

dita von teese

A pin up hottie with smooth milky white skin, raven black hair and cherry red lips... plus she has a kick ass retro style similar to Bettie Page's.

I'll bet her an Marilyn have some FREAKY sex

by sdfdsg May 3, 2005

teehanball

A type of football played in pro clubs only used by the most alpha males and immortals

We played teehanball last 19 years and never lost a game

Teehanballs the best football

That’s the game of teehanball

by Zafmiester July 2, 2019

Taehee Kim

Usually a very asian man child living in Singapore going to an American school that scales pre calc exams too high.

Says she will "do work", but will instead avoid it at all costs till it becomes 3am, then say she doesn't care then proceeds to go to sleep. Tryhards Chinese and thinks school is the happiest place on earth!

Taehee Kim wonders why she has such a cool friend called Cho.

by danielspeaksoftruth September 30, 2021