Tectonic Fart

A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles that creates a shift in the Earth's crust.
Brad's tectonic fart shook the table and knocked off a glass of water.
by pork21 January 15, 2021
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Tectonic plates

Nothing, it’s just tectonic plates
“You wanna know why?” “Tectonic plates.”
by YoungCave February 15, 2020
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Tectonic Meat Slippage

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.
Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"
by killersbytrade January 31, 2010
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Tectone

Tectone is a sexy man that is 100x better than you at pretty much everything
Damn you are such a Tectone
by teccy chad September 24, 2022
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Tectonic Relationship

A relationship that's more than platonic but less than romantic. Weird limbo or middleground between friendship and love.
-Are Ana and Xavier in a situationship?
-No, it's more of a tectonic relationship...
by zdam7734 May 26, 2025
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tectonic love

platonic love . (or maybe something a little more than that 🙂). someone who doesn't know what platonic love is so they say "tectonic love" as a joke because they are stupid, only know the tectonic plates, and thought it sounded like "platonic".
me and my stupid hb have tectonic love yay!! (he made this term) i lobe u tectonically 🧡
by user14x8 July 10, 2025
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