sprawl anxiety

The feeling of impending doom that you're going to have to do a shit load of sprawls because some cunts haven't done their penalty sprawls for missing training.

I'm having severe sprawl anxiety today. I reckon Mick and Aidy are gonna ride us something shocking tomorrow.

sprawl anxiety by Geoff Agnew November 2, 2022

Sprawl Shack 

A poorly built new single family home in the American suburbs and exurbs. Built as quickly and cheaply as possible by developers, they are made of extremely cheap and flimsy materials, including plywood. They have thin insulation, poorly fitted and cheap siding, poor quality roofing, and a crooked frame. They tend to be built on the outer fringes of suburban sprawl in desolate car-dependent neighborhood with no landscaping or trees.

Looks like another sprawl shack is going up over there.

Sprawl Shack by potatoboi630 April 23, 2024

Female Sprawl 

When a woman on public transit uses the seat and/or seats next to her to store her purse, handbag, backpack, etc in complete and utter disregard for the actual paying customers of said public transit that are left standing because their Coach bag is too expensive to put on the floor.

I was on the bus the other day and a lady had her purse taking up the TWO seats next to her, in typical Female Sprawl fashion. I politely asked her if she could move it and she refused. I then told her that if it doesnt have a fucking ticket, i'm sitting on it.

Female Sprawl by Dr. Nun y Obidniz January 10, 2015

Pubic Sprawl

The unsightly result of unkept pubic hair which can be seen growing along the edge of underwear or bathing suits. Typically occurs along the crotch and groin of women; however, can also be spotted in men, most often of Eastern European decent, when wearing tightie-whities and banana-hammocks.

“Damn, Ho! Is that a Chia Pet in your panties or Pubic Sprawl?! You better trim that shit before a rat nests in that bush.”

“Cases of pubic sprawl are on the rise once again this quarter, another economic indicator signaling a financially troubled country that can no longer afford adequate pubic grooming.”

“Borat was clueless of the effect that his public sprawl had on the ladies.”

Pubic Sprawl by Noodle Rob October 25, 2009

urban sprawl 

covering every green ppeice of land with housing developments that are filled with poorly made, yet massive, houses that all look identical(mc mansions), gas stations, malls, strip malls, chain restrants, etc. so corporate assholes can buy hummers and fuck up our envirornment just like how our society is fucked up.

go take shrooms, youll learn somthing.

urban sprawl is another thing that americans will one day regret.

(interchange causes malls,
and crouded chain resterants.
more housing developments go up
named afer the things they replace.
so welcome to medow brook,
and welcome to shady space.
well it all seems a bit abrupt,
no, i dont like this change of space.

-modest mouse)

cloned houses equals cloned minds.

urban sprawl by aaronabud July 6, 2006

urban sprawl 

When formerly rural areas are threatened by the encroachment of urban areas. Happens when people move and commute further and further away from the city, soon to be followed by strip malls, Walmart, cookie-cutter housing developments and SUVS driven by soccer moms and corporate fatcats. Some people complain that it also causes higher taxes, higher crime and pollution.

Urban sprawl happens near every city of reasonable size but occurs the fastest in the Sun Belt. Urban sprawl is addressed in the song "They Paved Paradise and Put Up a Parking Lot."

urban sprawl by [e-mail] January 13, 2008

Urban Sprawl 

Expansion of the female pubic hair population outside the panties and down the legs.

Saw this Persian girl at the beach. She had the worst case of urban sprawl that I hade ever seen, until her mother stood up.

Urban Sprawl by Doctor 420 May 23, 2014