Bag of smashed crabs 

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs

im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs

Bag of smashed crabs by Battlephone October 6, 2009

smashed crabface 

girl with really ugly face

"that chick is ugly! she looks like a smashed crabface!"

smashed crabface by jjatlw April 29, 2007

Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼 

Crab Smasher:

A shot created by three bartenders in the Hideout bar in Bath U.K. Callum Rixson, Ross Mullins and Josh Linfitt (Scapegrace Gin Brand Ambassador)

Containing:
10ml Green Chartreuse
10ml Ardbeg 10yr
10ml Scapegrace Gin
2 Dash peychaud bitters

Try one for yourself #🦀🤛🏼

"Ere Dave want a Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼!"

Or

" My Ed's banging ad far too many of they Crab Smashers last night"

Or

"CRRAAAAAAB SMAAASHERRRR!"

Crab Smasher 🦀🤛🏼 by Gb_Bartender June 26, 2017

Crab Smasher 

A man who's task it is to utterly destroy a ladies southside seafood restaurant (vagina) and make off with the goods (ejaculate).

"Excuse me madam, would you like me to f**king smash your crab in as I am a crab smasher?"

Crab Smasher by bearded clam warrior March 1, 2010