Rectumatically

The act of using the rectum for recreational purposes.

Guy 1: "Hey bro wanna gang bang that fat chick I was talking about" Guy 2: "Totally, we can rectumatically destroy her"

Rectumatically by XxSaddamW33D666420xX December 26, 2012

occulo rectitis 

Occulo rectitis occurs when you have your head so far up your ass,you have a shitty outlook on life.

I used to work with that bastard, he has severe occulo rectitis.

occulo rectitis by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

ocular rectitis 

this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.

Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....

ocular rectitis by Kaelli May 10, 2010

optical rectitis 

n. A shitty outlook on life. Derived from optical, refering to sight or vision; and rectum, refering to the orifice from where shit is delivered to the outside world.

Decision makers at all levels (governmental, corporate, bosses, parents, etc.) must have Optical Rectitis since they seem to make some really bad decisions more often than not. The symptoms are everywhere - too much government, failed corporations, discredited government officials and executives, corporate bailouts, public dishonesty, abuse of power, superficial strategies, and failed initiatives.

optical rectitis by UrbanAg December 26, 2009

Cranial rectumitus 

Cranial rectumitus: the result of having your head up your ass.
(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"

He has no idea of what's going on. Looks like a severe case of cranial rectumitus.

Cranial rectumitus by Sparky1112 September 23, 2021

Ocular recticitis 

When your eyes lodge in your ass and give you a shitty outlook on life.

You have a bad case of Ocular recticitis, if you complain about having to pay taxes after winning a million dollars.

Ocular recticitis by Starmon July 29, 2011

cranial rectalitis 

a person who has their head errevocably stuck in their ass.

joe is experiencing a long term case of cranial rectalitis.

cranial rectalitis by deeja January 3, 2008