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Fart recall 

This is when you have to fart but you pucker up and the fart travels back up your intestines. This is also known as the inner fart as it is called by monks. They go through a sprititual process where they eat beans and deny themselves the pleasure of farting. This has killed many that have tried.

Cans of beans were once required to give a warning in regards to fart recalls. The FDA established that anyone who is too stupid to fart should probably go ahead and die.
Man did you hear her stomach? I think she just had a fart recall.

Monk1: Is bob meditating?

Monk2: Yes he just ate a large can of busch beans.

Monk1: Wow he is going to have a huge fart recall. How spiritual......
Fart recall by Wade Logan July 4, 2008
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reaver recall 

A particularly annoying StarCraft tactic that, while not as quick as zerg rush, is still usually fatal because it's hard to do shit about reavers suddenly appearing in your base.
"Nero fucking reaver recalled me to death."
reaver recall by Nero January 2, 2004

mass recall 

It's time to elucidate what peaceful town level civil rebellion is. Gather 500-1000 families and conduct mass recall of all sitting officials in your town. From there, ask county and state officials to step down. Needs to be locals in every town and simultaneous but it will work. @roadtoserfdom3 on Twitter
Man, I’m so sick of these corrupt ass eugenicist politicians trying to get me to go with Klaus Schwab’s bitch ass agenda! We need to MASS RECALL these bitch ass local politicians before it’s too late!

Toyotal Recall 

The phenomenon by which every defective model of Toyota vehicle (essentially all of them) is taken off the road. Tragically, Arnold the Governator and three-boobed hookers from Mars are not involved.
The 2010 Prius has brakes that don't function properly, making it the latest victim of the Toyotal Recall.
Toyotal Recall by slpm20 February 5, 2010

scrotal recall 

The sudden recollection of long past memories due to testicular blunt force trauma.
I can't stop thinking about pet rocks... and my balls hurt. Scrotal recall!

Boner Recall 

The memory of an erotic situation where only the object of facination is remembered causing an involuntary erection. All other details are forgotten like the day, surroundings, or even names.
Guy1: Hmm those bananas are on sale.
Guy2: Bananas....oh my (covers groin).
Guy1: WTF!
Guy2: Sorry. Just had a total boner recall of the time in highschool that cheerleader was eating a banana.
Guy1: Damn, wish I was there.
Boner Recall by botoitchi March 1, 2010

Turtle Recall 

When you have a Turtles Head coming through, and you hold it for that long that said poo returns back inside of you.
Frank: "Hey are you ok? I noticed you were a bit uncomfortable earlier."
Billy: "Yeah I'm fine now, I had a Turtles head popping out, but then I got Turtle Recall!"
Turtle Recall by nickbaz92 March 11, 2016