Pregnancy preventer

Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.

Pregnancy preventer by Pregnancy Preventer January 12, 2011

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Perverted Piggie

A guy will call a girl a perverted piggie if she's into over the top kinky sexual stuff.

Man my girl is such a perverted piggie, it's awesome!! She is super sexual and loves to be dirty kinky.

Perverted Piggie by SuezeeSmurd November 6, 2018

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unintentional pervertedness

Bieng a pervert without even knowing it

OLD MAN(in a deep slow voice)-"hiya luv, can i sit here?"
YOUNG SCHOOL GIRL-"wtf?"
during this convo, he cannot remove his eyes from her legs, he does not know hes doing this

unintentional pervertedness by Rorz n Wilde December 22, 2004

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Pregerterant

Being pregnant but werider

OMG SHE GOT PREGERTERANT FROM THAT DUDE!

Pregerterant by teheherinp April 25, 2019

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Preferred Fatass Parking

The closest non-handicapped, actual parking space to a store. The exceedingly huge park here so as not to have to walk any distance that could be considered exercise. The next step is buying a handicapped placard and rolling around in a wheelchair purely for the sake of escaping fatigue caused from walking more than the 5 feet it usually takes to get to the refrigerator.

FAMF: OMG! LOOK AT THAT SPOT! IT'S CLOSER THAN THE HANDICAPPED PLACE!

Blob o' Fat: QUICK! HIT THAT SHIT!

FAMF: Dude, this is the best Preferred Fatass Parking ever.

Blob o' Fat: Seriously! Now hurry up, I want my fucking triple Quarter Pounder.

Preferred Fatass Parking by Rawrasaurus January 20, 2007

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perverted

A things every teen denies being, but usually are

I'm not perverted, sure I like porn but I'm not a pervert!

perverted by Supreme Leader of Fucking May 25, 2019

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prevert

synonym for the word pervert. Used in "Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to stop worrying and love the bomb", a movie.

Those communist preverts are trying to harvest are bodily fluids.

prevert by Mark June 11, 2004

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