Stourbridge platoon 

A bunch of thieving cadets
Who enjoy deez nuts

Damn those Stourbridge platoon cadets keep stealing our drill manuals

Stourbridge platoon by Your lordship November 1, 2021

shat on my platoon 

A common phrase similar in meaning to 'pissed on my fire', 'burst my bubble' or 'rain on my parade' but on a larger, more revolting scale

'Excuse me, did that gentleman conclusively disprove your life's work, thus rendering it meaningless?'

'Yeah man he totally shat on my platoon'

shat on my platoon by Grizzly Q O'Fool May 4, 2009

Tuna Platoon 

-A group of women who seem to smell like a combination of fresh water tuna and . Stay away from these women because they will not hesitate to have sexual relations with you in order to obtain your stash of cheeseburgers.

-Also a group of small children who collect there tears for the purpose of seasoning their tuna.

1.

"What's that smell, Brian?"

"It seems to be that tuna platoon by the bar, rubbing cheeseburgers all over their bellies."
2.
"What's that smell, Brian?"
"It seems to be that tuna platoon crying all over their tuna sandwiches."

Tuna Platoon by rpskrilla October 7, 2011

Pee-on Platoon 

Workers that fill minor support roles on the job ("assistants"), yet somehow tend to be the focus of the frustrations and negative emotions that are ever-present in the workplace.

Owner to Manager: "Company profits fell last quarter."

Manager to Salesperson: "Company profits fell last quarter because of the subpar performance of our sales team."

Owner, Manager, and Salesperson to assistant: "You lazy unproductive dipshit!

Assistant muttering to self: "Smoked a little weed in high school and wound up in this pee-on platoon"

Pee-on Platoon by Lazy Slacker July 31, 2009

the platoon 

Mad cool group of Mullica skaters. Don't need to have good looks with all their skateboarding talent.

The Platoon did a kick ass demo yesterday.
I wish I was on the platoon so I could skate with Kevin Dodimead and Jereme Lentz!

the platoon by K-Dizzle February 26, 2004

goon platoon 

When your brave enough to drink goon your classified as a souljah, and your mates also join, making a platoon, in this platoon u guys battle the taste of cheap goon WEEKLY, only the true souljahz will survive, goon on

what's doing tonigh?
nothing, lets get the goon platoon together and goon it up ay

goon platoon by Leony symo October 9, 2008

poon platoon 

a name given to a guy's group of side chicks.

He asked me to be friends with benefits.... more like "will you join my poon platoon?"

poon platoon by swamarama11 August 1, 2016