Cell phoneless 

Also playfully or seriously known as a loser. When a person has no cell phone. That's it. Either they are too cheap to buy their own or their parents are too cheap to pay for it.

*NOTE* It is extremely embarrassing to date someone who is cell phoneless because then you must call their home phone and endure their parents/siblings/other live in's answering the phone.

Taylor: What's your cell number?
Lisa: I don't have one. I am cell phoneless.
Taylor: Psh...loser.

Cell phoneless by NightLion March 11, 2009

Peonyness 

The act of being a Peony. That is to say easily irritated and never backs out of an argument. Not always a bad thing but arguments can get annoying for those in the vicinity.

ugh can never win an argument because of your peonyness!

Peonyness by AutoBotunes March 30, 2016

Phoniverse 

A typical contestant in Pokemon Survivor

Oh, I'm not going to vote for Phoniverse this tribal. They're super dope!

Phoniverse by Phoniverse December 17, 2019

phonies

(plural noun) the people tazing you in the butthole

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

phonies by ongadoolover October 25, 2020