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New Years Repeat 

When the host of the home or party you're going to for New Years is still giving you plastic hats and blow horns to celebrate with that say 2000 on them. Happy millenium everybody!
Richard: Hey Phil isn't it ironic how Stew is still has us wearing New Years hats from the year 2000? It's like a New Years Repeat.
Phil: What do you expect from a cheap ass son of a gun like him?
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new years day 

first official day of the new year.

usually this day consist of being hungover.
"dude, how's your new years day going so far?"

"man sally and i got ridiculously wasted last night, i'm so hungover right now."
new years day by jalexa December 28, 2008

New Years Crew 

The people who will inevitably swarm the gyms in the area in the wake of New Years having resolved to lose weight.
Look at those guys, they have no idea what they're doing. They have got to be part of the New Years Crew
New Years Crew by Imperiex10 January 8, 2009

New Years' Syndrome 

Deciding that you going to do something new, too change your life in some way for the better or to achieve something but then becoming to Lazy to commit to it after a while and eventually giving up. Based on new year resolutions that you never keep
Saying that you have decided to go to the gym to get more fit and healthy but after a few days/weeks you start putting it off and then you give up and stop going to the gym. Usually happens during the period of New Year's eve/day and thus the Name New Years' Syndrome is appropriate.
New Years' Syndrome by Sunnyko2 August 9, 2013

New Years Kiss 

a kiss to celebrate the new year. given between december 31st at 11:59:55 and january 1st at 12:00:36. the kiss is meant to represent the end of the year that was and the start of a new year and a "new you."
When the ball dropped, i got my new years kiss.

Barry: Who will be your new years kiss?
Kimmy: I'm not sure, I was thinking it would be you.
New Years Kiss by tylersaid April 18, 2009

New Years Herpes 

An echange in bodily fluid, usually in a kiss, carrying the disease known as herpes during the time known as New Years Eve. Commonly contracted between the end of one year, and the beginning of another. Famous in Times Square in New York City. Do Not Mistake with chinese new years herpes.
Jeff: Is Bob Coming into work today?
Greg: No, he has to go see the doctor.
Jeff: Why?
Greg: He thinks he's caught the New Years Herpes.
Jeff: Is that like the Chinese New Years Herpes?
Greg: No, Not even close. Chinese New Years Herpes are WAY different!!@
New Years Herpes by Flip Static December 31, 2009

New Years Asscraker

On New Years eve, when it is 1 second away from the New Year, one lets out an Asscraker, which is a fart that is in sync with the firecrakers outside
Tim: Its almost 2010!
Jarry: Yah, I think I am gonna let off an New Years Asscraker!
Tim: Nice I'll think I'll do the same.
New Years Asscraker by firecraker098 December 30, 2009