Minger Share definition Flag Someone who fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down You're a minger! Shut up, you minger! get out of my face, minger! Mingeeeeeerrrrrrr!!! Minger by Matress_of_evil January 22, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Minger mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch