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latter day stoner 

A Mormon who completly contradicts their religion by smoking weed and drinking alcohol. He/She still considers them self Mormon though.
Stoner: "Hey man you want a mountain dew?"
Latter Day Stoner: "No, I don't drink caffeine."
Stoner: "Why?"
Latter Day Stoner: "I'm Mormon."
Stoner: "What?"
Latter Day Stoner: "Yeah... you wanna smoke another bowl?"
Stoner: "For sure."
latter day stoner by Kristen Lee J October 18, 2008
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"Latter Day'ed a Mormon" (LDM'd) 

Verb. Did something with a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that would be considered a sin by the 12 Apostles if both people who did the thing are not both: 1) members of said Church; and 2) members joined in holy matrimony under a sacrament of said Church
Tbh, she's a jack Mormon, but she went to BYU like most all the rest of the family, and all I'm saying is she spent the night and I would be lying if I didn't admit that the host might have "Latter Day'ed a Mormon" (LDM'd) before the sun came up.

Latter Day’ed a Saint

Preferred usage of “Latter Day’ed a Mormon (LDM)” among members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and the 12 Apostates. If you have to ask, you don't get it.
She was looking good and I told her so; next thing you know the sun was rising over the redrock and I’ll be damned if I hadn’t Latter Day’ed a Saint under the Full Beaver Moon.

latter day slut 

A morman or (latter day saint), which has turned rebellious, been ex communicated or, is just wilde. Often times these rebellious mormans become, extremely promiscuos or slut like.
You slept with rachel the latter day slut?

Latter Day Ain't 

A non-devout / faux member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. A Jack Mormon. One who is Mormon by culture, but does not have a testimony of the church or who does not live by its precepts.
Person 1: Dude! Can you believe that Jack is a Mormon and he voted for Obama and against Proposition 8?

Person 2: Yeah. Jack is total Latter Day Ain't!
Latter Day Ain't by vududady October 4, 2012

Latter Day Saints 

A bizarre cult founded by Joseph Smith in the 19th Century, based around a bunch of golden tablets. Their stronghold is Salt Lake City, Utah, USA.

Also known as Mormons, after their bible, the Book of Mormon.
"They march, the Latter Day Saints
Salt Lake's sick residents
They want you to repent
The want your ten percent".

Fad Gadget - "Salt Lake City Sunday".
Latter Day Saints by OxygenBurglar November 4, 2009

Latter Day Latte 

Often used as a replacement for coffee by Utahns - a Latter Day Latte is a dark colored fountain soda with added ingredients such as heavy creams or milk, giving it the appearance of a traditional latte.
Could I get a Latter Day Latte with extra cream? Does anyone know where I can get a Latter Day Latte around here?
Latter Day Latte by Talldaddyslim February 28, 2025