bensonism 

being a slag and betraying your friends

Person 1 "He is such a mean guy and slag"
Person 2 "Yeah, I think he has bensonism."

bensonism by truthcomesfromhere May 11, 2020

Hendonizm 

The ability to use words orally or in written form in such a way that the reader or listener will feel that they had just recieved a compliment or words of wisdom, yet were completly disrespected and made to feel like an absolute idiot. A true art of Word Smything.

Staff Member -"Boy my Boss really wrote some nice things about me in my yearly evaluation!"

Someone with a Brain, "Dude! That's whats called a Hendonizm. He just called you the biggest idiot on the job."

Hendonizm by Big DaDa Moose September 7, 2006

Sovereign Hedonism 

A stable, self-governed form of hedonism that avoids addiction, emotional swings, and self-sabotage. It’s about choosing pleasure deliberately without crashing, overindulging, or losing control. You enjoy life, but you don't overrun into acting like you are enjoying yourself as a cover story.

Use free-style Sovereign Hedonism immediately. Like we taught you, you retard... ...and stop being such a needy brain damaged rent boy, like you learned to be from your dad.

Sovereign Hedonism by The Kretin April 6, 2025

Jim Hensoning

sticking your fist up a partners ass and using them like a puppet

I used the Jim hensoning technique to turn her into a puppet

Jim Hensoning by Jew Monger November 11, 2025