you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com 

A dating website created for lonely farmers, who apparently we city folks just don't get.

You dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com! Them city folks just don't get it.

you dont have to be lonely at farmers only dot com by CityFolks November 12, 2017

whyd you have to kill my cat

Whyd I have to take you back?

whyd you have to kill my cat
And time and time,I play the empath

whyd you have to kill my cat by Duck in a suit May 18, 2021

who do I have to blow 

Rhetorical question lead, used to express frustration at an inability to find someone who can assist with a problem. Often used in Customer Service or workplace settings.

Who do I have to blow to cancel this internet service?

who do I have to blow by Derogenault February 2, 2007

don't have to lie to kick it

It means you don't have to lie to impress a person or to be accepted. Basically its hiding something from someone or lying about something to fit in.

Me: I hate it when guys wear skinny jeans.

Marques: me too!

Me: Pshh you don't have to lie to kick it, i know you gotta pair.

don't have to lie to kick it by msnewboooty January 7, 2011

We have to talk 

The 4 word sentence that never leads to a good conversation. Usually a good way to prepare the other for bad news.

Translations for "We have to talk":
From Boss: You're fired.
From Girlfriend: I'm pregnant, I'm dumping you.
From Parents: We know what you did.
From Friends: Pay your rent dammit.

We have to talk by sixfourfish January 7, 2009

You don't have to get me anything 

You better get me something!

What would you like for your birthday?
You don't have to get me anything.

You don't have to get me anything by Savior101 October 22, 2009

We'll have to smoke the dress 

Phrase said in Mad Men when something such as marijuana or alcohol is spilled on any surface.

"It's all over the rug" "we'll have to smoke the dress" (Mad Men s4: e3)

We'll have to smoke the dress by Miicheladaa_ April 4, 2017