1. griffing, or more properly, griffithing, is the act of being
literally, objectively, and certifiably insane and constantly sexualizing everybody around you, but espousing views contrary to who you are so you can get laid.
2. a f*cking cenobite head
ass mfer
3. the kind of guy who hangs up a group call so he can go jork it, and by it, let's justr say his peanits