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Gordan Freeman 

The deadliest nerd scientist on the planet. Joined Black Mesa as a scientist, put his MIT skills to the test by pushing a cart a whole 3 feet into a particle beam, caused a resonance cascade, introduced the facility to hordes of aliens, somehow survives (even though all he has is a crowbar, while the security guards with flak jackets all die), and manages to stop the cascade, only to be taken prisoner by a guy in a suit that has a funny way of talking. At least 10 years later, he is teleported back into Earth, which is now ruled by an alien race called the Combine, thanks to him. He (once again) survives against all odds, fights the Combine, goes through several plot twists, 2 sequels, and becomes a messianic figure in the eyes of Earth, all without ever speaking a word.
"Yes, I'm absolutely certain it was...Gordan Freeman." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"This is the Freeman. The Combine's reckoning has come." --Vortigaunt, Half Life 2

"...giving him nicknames as 'The One Free Man'..." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"Crowbars are for geeky video game characters." --Anna Grimsdottir, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

Gordan Bombay

Charlie Sheen and Esteves were probably about to blaze up a wubanger but decided to save some weed and rip a grav, Esteves still flush from all the MD2 cash after defeating iceland dubed the act ripping a gordon bombay
Yo Charlie, hold off on the dutch, let's get on some Gordan Bombay action
Gordan Bombay by wesl3ypipes December 28, 2015

gordan's rule 

A bull shit writing rule implemented into college studies that affects your overall grade.
You can't receive higher than a D in this class because you didn't meet the requirements for Gordan's rule.
gordan's rule by TheBlueBullet November 22, 2007

Gordan Bombay

Very potent marijauana, or some bomb weed. Just as bobby brown is usually slang for brown weed or schwag, Gordan Bombay is slang for bomb weed, or highly potent and strong smelling weed. The name comes from the character played by Emilio Estevez in the mighty duck movies.
The rapper Rick Ross has gotta be smoking some of that Gordan Bombay, cause that fat cop really has himself convinced hes gangster.

Gordan Bombay

Charlie Sheen and Esteves were probably about to blaze up a wubanger but decided to save some weed and rip a grav, Esteves still flush from all the MD2 cash after defeating iceland dubed the act ripping a Gordon Bombay (gravity bong).
Yo Charlie, I'm high as shit, hold off on that dutch 'til later, and let's get on some of that Gordan Bombay action.
Gordan Bombay by wesl3ypipes December 28, 2015

Gordan Zaprov 

Gordan Zaprov is a term for Mogli
Gordan Zaprov is playing with the monkey