Red Glide X level 9 

When a morbidly obese woman with thighs covered in cellulite uses an extra small tampon and it slides out and ramps off the cellulite into a guys eye, which in turn causes him to vomit on her pubic area, and after the tampon a deoderant stick flies out covered in crabs and his the guy in the balls, giving him crabs that bite him then inturn he jumps and steps on the womans massive single boob which explodes abcess puss all over the world, which drowns and Al Gore makes a documentary of it including the 2girls1cup video to explain everything from your baby's daddy to juniors syphallis.

Dude, I just got to red glide x level 9

Red Glide X level 9 by Biccc April 20, 2008

The Glide 

The Glide is a move that guys do to girls at bars or clubs. As a guy is passing by a girl, under the guise of trying to get through the crowd, he will put his hand on her lower back. During this, he will let his hand glide down from her lower back to her ass.

"That creepy guy just walked by me and did the glide." - any girl at a bar on any night ever.

The Glide by definitely not me really February 8, 2012

Booty Glide 

The combined act of shaking one's ass in an extraordinary manner while at the same time moving in a forward direction as if gliding.

Those girls in the online Mr. Ghetto - Walmart video sure know how to Booty Glide like it's nobody's business!!!

They sure can take that junk in the trunk and Booty Glide with it.

Booty Glide by CleverUser September 26, 2011

jersey glide 

The reverse action of a Jersey Slide when upon entering a highway you travel from the on-ramp to the far left lane in one swift motion.

I performed a perfect jersey glide to get around the idiots who don't know how to merge with the flow of traffic.

jersey glide by njftw August 2, 2010

Geezer Glide 

Any Harley Davidson Motorcycle that has a rubber mounted engine. Models such as Road King, Street glide or Ultra classic. Most likely outfited with over sized saddle bags and luggage compartments. They are often operated by rubs that drive them to the Stealership for the weekly HOG meetings.

Hey Bart, did you see the size of that geezer glide. That thing had to weigh twice as much as the old ladys 1972 coupe deville.

Geezer Glide by dww459 May 22, 2009

bro glide 

A verb. Many tatted up bros, stuffed into a 4-door or extra cab truck with giant stickers driving around usually fast, with loud metal playing, in a massively raised truck with oversized tires. The kind of truck that would have been cool when you were 14. A sure sign of someone who bro glides: FMF sticker covering up the Ford logo and many dirt bikes that stay in the bed of the truck year round. You will usually find bro gliding in suburban southern california (look for "So-Cal" stickers, baggy pants, logo t's, black socks and bo hos). There have been rumors that bro gliding takes place in southern california deserts, like glamis, but not confirmed.

Yo what's up bro??? Lets go bro glide down to the liquor store so we can bro down tonight.

bro glide by tankota August 15, 2007

Slide Glide 

A mistress or woman on the side

When things aren't going well at home, you can go over to your slide glide and relax and get some release.

Slide Glide by Deputy Dawg 289 April 14, 2011