dick wading 

When the head of your dick gets wet when sitting on a toilet and tucking it to take a shit.

I hate those toilet seats at the office, I have to go dick wading everytime I take a dump.

dick wading by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

dick wadd 

Similar to a tight wadd who is cheap and greedy, a "dick wadd" is someone who is so much of a dick that they are a cluster fuck or wadd of dicks. This insult is usually reserved for special occasions of full sentence obscenities where you start to run out of names to call the person.

You fucking ass mongering worthless monkey fucking dick wadd!

dick wadd by Lostsheep November 13, 2016

Dick Waddler

Somebody who pulls their pants all the way down to use the urinal. Can also be used as an insult

Gross! That guy is dick waddling!

Man, James is such an idiot, what a dick waddler

Dick Waddler by Pvt. Oats December 5, 2016

dick waddler

Somebody with a penis so huge he has to waddle

Barack Obama is a dick waddler

dick waddler by kalixo May 14, 2015

Dick Waddler

Someone who's dick moves from side to side with their stride.

Friend : "Brett Favre's penis is so huge that it swings from side to side like an elephants trunk"
Me: "Yeah, he's a dick waddler"

Dick Waddler by Jessica Donkey K April 15, 2008

Dick Waddington 

A filthy rich douche

Donald Jr. is such a DIck Waddington

Dick Waddington by TreelyFreely August 6, 2021

Dick Waddington 

A filthy rich douche

Donald Jr. is such a DIck Waddington

Dick Waddington by TreelyFreely August 6, 2021