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cumbacker 

A woman who has sexual intercourse which concludes with ejaculation on her back side. Usually as a sign of disrespect and/or due to cosmetic defects on the front side of one's body (i.e. the face or breasts), cumbacker is often used as an ironic pun as the male will rarely come back once he is spent.
Sally knew she was a cumbacker when Johnny ejaculated onto her back and left without saying good-bye.
cumbacker by Kalen Williams February 5, 2005
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When a girl throws up cum right after swallowing.
Macie: *Swallows Intensely * That tasted like fucking acid

*Proceeds to throw up guts*
Dale: Wow what a fucking cumback
Cumback by NovaPvP June 5, 2018

The Immaculate Cumback 

the act of anal sex with an ex-girlfriend and after the sex you come on her back
I was drunk at a party and i hooked up with my ex and gave her the immaculate cumback.
The Immaculate Cumback by Pang™ October 4, 2006
When a washed up celebrity is made temporarily famous again by their participation in an "accidentally leaked" sex tape.
Did you see Dustin Diamond's three-way? He's gonna have a major cumback this week.
cumback by skomand December 14, 2007

cumback kid 

it's the adjective when one ejaculates in hand and slaps it on others or own back
haha, you're a cumback kid!

ewwww...he just made you his cumback kid!
cumback kid by tippit April 12, 2010
When a washed up celebrity is made famous again by their participation in an "accidentally leaked" sex video
Did you see Dustin Diamond's three-way? He's gonna have a major cumback this week.
cumback by skomand December 11, 2007
A quick reply or retort where one distorts a seemingly normal conversation into a dirty one with a sexual partner or interest. The dirtier the better.

That’s what she said would be considered the most simple form of a cumback. Of course, the more unique and specific the response, the better.
Him: Hey wanna hang out?

Her: What time?

Him: I’m off work at 9.

Him: Lol I have a long meeting tomorrow so I’m probably gonna be drained around 9 or 10. Next week?

Him: I know something else that’ll be drained around 9 or 10... inches

Her: Ugh you’re right, let’s fuck!

Friend 1: You always gotta hittem with a cumback

Friend 2: Why’s that??

Friend 1: Because talking dirty and suggestive makes her think of you... sexually. She’ll be thinking of the dick! Plus it’s entertaining. For everyone involved.

Friend 2: Even with mediocre dick?

Friend 1: Even with mediocre dick.
Cumback by smerfyea August 17, 2019