Cottonmouth Creamery 

After smoking marijuana to the point of intoxicating, you have your lover perform oral sex to the point of ejaculation, which will then lubricate her mouth.

I totally saw those two dropouts visitng the Cottonmouth Creamery behind the tool shed.

Cottonmouth Creamery by Frank West August 28, 2006

pubic creamery

When a man ejaculates directly inside a hairy woman's pubic hair and stirs and swirls it around the entire vaginal area.

Lil Larry & 'nem gave LaDasha a pubic creamery before she shaved all her pubic hair.

pubic creamery by nonyabuzziness May 5, 2010

Cold Stone Creamery 

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.

"We'll see you back tomorrow teehee!"

Cold Stone Creamery by Carl H. October 4, 2006

butt creamery 

When ejaculate enters into the rectum and is stirred or whipped through the action of thrusting until the ejaculate is a cream like substance.

In the short story Victory Lap a damaged young man is unable to stop excessive use of expletives. He states "cock, cunt, slut, shit, fuck, butt creamery."

butt creamery by literaryexpert January 26, 2015

Dirty Creamery 

You fuck her in the ass and cum in her, then she poops in a bowl you cover it with your favorite ice cream toppings and both eat it.

Can we do a dirty creamery for dessert ?

Dirty Creamery by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

Cold Stone Creamery 

Basically what all kids do at home; take plain old ice cream and mix in candy. Everyone just thinks that it's so great because it's on a cold stone. Big woop. Is it worth six dollars when you could by three gallons for that.

Six year old: Mommy, can I mix candy with ice cream?
Mom: No, let's go get 1/4 of the ice cream for 1/4 of the amount at Cold Stone Creamery!
Six year old: Yay!

Cold Stone Creamery by Johnny Jay2385wer7656897w697w5 October 16, 2008

Kansas Creamery 

When a cow (preferably from kansas) is entered into a judging contest. Upon judging the judge inspects deeply into the cows rectum. Once feeling thus rectum he begins performing oral sex (to the sounds of hall and oats). Once the cow cums the judge spits into the cows now loose rectum only for the judge, thus completing the Kansas Creamery.

Ari: How'd ur cow do in the contest

Bean: It won first prize (wink, wink)

Ari: So it got the kansas creamery?

Phil: yea i was there and daniel was the judge.

Kansas Creamery by beaneeboy February 21, 2011